Making Pretty Pictures

I’m so sick of seeing pictures with “even if she’s smiling, she’s could be crying inside” or “she’s dying to talk to you, but she refuses text you first” or bullshit like that written over them. Come on, girls, do you really want men to think your these amazing mystical creatures when you’re JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN? They’re going to find out. Stop trying to be something you’re not, and be who you really are, THAT’S an amazing person.

Unless you’re a pathological liar, then be Selena Gomez.

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Posted 6 months ago

therealseanjohn:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”

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Posted 6 months ago

Watching my dog run backwards is hilarious lol (Taken with Cinemagram)

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Posted 6 months ago

ladyeve2point0:

this-is-allec:

simon-pony:

This is a Savannah cat. It’s a cat that looks like a leopard with the temperament of a dog. I know, I know. All of your dreams just came true.

all my needs…

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Posted 6 months ago

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Posted 6 months ago

Dear Bestbuy and Walmart,
You can send me new credit cards all you want, but I know what you’re up to! You want to remind me to use them for upcoming the holiday season! BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN!
Love always,
Too broke to even pay the minimum.

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